Shadows in The Light presents... "How to Share Warriors Books Without Killing The Recipient" Pt. 1

As the title implies, this is "How to Share Warriors Books Without Killing The Recipient"(Or just HSWBWKTR).

This should help you do this, but, notice the should. No promises.

Now, let's paint a scenario: You just bought your shining golden hardback copy of Firestar's Quest. BUT: you have a smelly little sibling, and an even smellier little sibling(No offense to my smelly little siblings), who you got into warriors a few years ago. How in the world are you going to share this shining golden hardback copy?!?!?!?!?!?!?

a., you can hit them over the head with the book's shining golden hardback awesomeness until they are too        senseless to even move, much less read, or

b., you can go run away to the beaches of Scotland(Unless you live in Scotland, and then you can run away      to Ireland, and if you live in Ireland, you can't run anywhere) and read it yourself, or

c., you can calmly yet firmly set up a turn order(Which they will love, OR ELSE).

Okay, let's look at our options. 

If you picked a, I'm sorry to tell you that this is not going to work. Why?

 Well, two reasons. Number one, your shining golden hardback copy of Firestar's Quest is going to not be so shiningly golden(Or even dull golden) after hitting your smelly little siblings over the head with it(Gasp), and Number two, even if the book stayed shiningly golden, they will recover after a while, and your devious mother/father/marmoset will take the book away from you and let them read it first. And they are such slow readers, not to mention the fact that they will make the book all smelly and probably dunk it in some soda.

Next, if you picked b, well... never mind, that might work, unless you live in Ireland.

And finally, c is the correct answer. What you need to do is read the book yourself, then give it(Carefully, you don't want to bend the pages) to the smelly little sibling who can read the fastest, then to the next fastest, and so on and so forth.

And still, you could always read it and then hide it in your Warriors shrine and make them buy their own, but this is usually easier.

Stay tuned for Part 2, when we delve into the engrossing topic of sharing with your friends! 

Until next time,

Ember